#spiritual-development

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."