#spiritual-development

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."