#spiritual-growth

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."