#spiritual-growth

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."