"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
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908 quotes about spiritual-growth
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spiritual-growth Quotes
"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."
"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."
"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."
"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."
"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"
"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."