#spiritual-growth

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"When you find yourself in need of spiritual nourishment, it is in the opportunities to serve others that you will find the abundance you seek."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Accomplishments don’t erase shame, hatred, cruelty, silence, ignorance, discrimination, low self-esteem or immorality. It covers it up, with a creative version of pride and ego. Only restitution, forgiving yourself and others, compassion, repentance and living with dignity will ever erase the past."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."