#spiritual-growth

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."