#spiritual-growth

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."