#spiritual-growth

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."