#spiritual-growth

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Every book, every volume you see here, has a soul. The soul of the person who wrote it and of those who read it and lived and dreamed with it. Every time a book changes hands, every time someone runs his eyes down its pages, its spirit grows and strengthens."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Transform into your dream."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"