#spiritual-growth

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"