#spiritual-growth

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."