#Suicide

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."