#Suicide

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"I know, too, that death is the only god who comes when you call."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."