#Suicide

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"To write poetry and to commit suicide, apparently so contradictory, had really been the same, attempts at escape."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"A book is a suicide postponed."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"I was so depressed I thought about committing TV. I mean suicide. In the end I decided to binge on @Netflix and it really made me feel better."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."