#Suicide

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."