#Suicide

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"No code of ethics and no effort are justifiable a priori in the face of the cruel mathematics that command our condition."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Can you do it? When the time comes? When the time comes there will be no time. Now is the time. Curse God and die."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"