#Suicide

"I know, too, that death is the only god who comes when you call."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."