#Suicide

"I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My mind has met their environment, here in the void. I understand perfectly."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."