#Suicide

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"I cared about them. I wanted them to feel better, to live better lives. And then it occurred to me - I cared about myself. I wanted me to live a better life, too Caring about myself was allowing me to care about others."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."