#Suicide

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"He wipes tears off my face and then snot. He uses his hands. He loves me that much."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."