#Suicide

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"There is but one true philosophical problem and that is suicide."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?"

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."