#Suicide

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Beginning to think is beginning to be undermined. Society has but little connection with such beginnings. The worm is in man's heart. That is where it must be sought. One must follow and understand this fatal game that leads from lucidity in the face of existence to flight from light."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."