#Suicide

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."