#Suicide

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."