#Suicide

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."