#Suicide

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."