#Suicide

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."