"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
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"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."
"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."
"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."
"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."