#Suicide

"I went down to the river,I set down on the bank.I tried to think but couldn't,So I jumped in and sank."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."