#Suicide

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"The thought that I might kill myself formed in my mind coolly as a tree or a flower."

"Suicide sometimes proceeds from cowardice, but not always; for cowardice sometimes prevents it; since as many live because they are afraid to die, as die because they are afraid to live"

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."