#Suicide

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt"

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."