#Suicide

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."