#Suicide

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Beginning to think is beginning to be undermined. Society has but little connection with such beginnings. The worm is in man's heart. That is where it must be sought. One must follow and understand this fatal game that leads from lucidity in the face of existence to flight from light."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."