#True

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success."

"The ideal of all Kosovo is membership in the E.U. and a permanent friendship with the United States. I believe and I am convinced our dreams will come true."

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer."

"I love my stories being multi-layered, and coming at it from different angles, so that you don't understand the film's true emotional motivation until the very end."

"Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true."

"Happiness is understanding that friendship is more precious than mere things, more precious than getting your own way, more precious than being in situations where true principles are not at stake."

"What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?"

"Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get."

"I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy"is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want."

"To good and true love fear is forever affixed."

"People come in and out of our lives, and the true test of friendship is whether you can pick back up right where you left off the last time you saw each other."

"True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity, before it is entitled to the appellation."

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

"The mind is a powerful thing. It can take you through walls."

"True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us."

"I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and I also think he's got an amazing sense of humor."

"Even a true artist does not always produce art."