#truth

"I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Mindfulness can play a big role in transforming our experience with pain & other difficulties; it allows us to recognize the authenticity of the distress & yet not be overwhelmed by it."

"Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M"is silent."

"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead."

"The seeker after truth should be humbler than the dust. The world crushes the dust under its feet, but the seeker after truth should so humble himself that even the dust could crush him. Only then, and not till then, will he have a glimpse of truth."

"The most confused you will ever get is when you try to convince your heart and spirit of something your mind knows is a lie."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Faith and Reason are like two wings of the human spirit by which is soars to the truth."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Don't Quit ❣ Don't quit on love and it won't bail on you."

"What comes, when it comes, will be what it is."

"Truth is on the side of the oppressed."

"Under the guise of being nice guys, the central bankers have done to the people what no army in history has been evil enough to do."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."