#unconditional-acceptance

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."