#unconditional-acceptance

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."