#unconditional-acceptance

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."