#unconditional-acceptance

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."