#unconditional-love

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."