#unconditional-love

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."