#unconditional-love

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."