#unconditional-love

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."