#unconditional-love

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."