#wisdom

"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."

"Life is a journey, Frannie darling,"Feagan had once told me. "Choose well those with whom you travel."As always, I've followed Feagan's counsel."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Bitter your acts, bitter am I,Kindness your deeds, kindness am I,Pleasant and gentle, so you are,Fine honeyed lips and sweet talker."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Only a female could be as calculating and have the foresight that destiny requires,' the gypsy explained. 'Now fate is a man,' he went on, 'no planning, just go with the flow and see what tomorrow brings."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"well, sometimes to get what you want the most, you have to do what you want the least."

"Where are you? HereWhat time is it? NowWhat are you? This moment."

"We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Many have died; you also will die. The drum of death is being beaten. The world has fallen in love with a dream. Only sayings of the wise will remain."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge."