#wisdom

"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Once a wolf, always a wolf."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"At times anger will trigger harsh words. After a cooling period wisdom sets in; finally, the ability to speak from the heart with love and compassion."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"To hide feelings when you are near crying is the secret of dignity."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Anyway, the trick is simply this: No matter what happens, keep your heart open. Wide open. The heart is made of love, and love is indestructible, and only the arrogance of ego would presume that it requires protection. To open your heart is to reduce your ego, and this is the only magic that is ever required to experience the naked truth."

"The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."