I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she c... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."

"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."

"I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy."

"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."

"To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle."