Random Inspirational Quotes

"You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor."

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."

"For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics."

"Excellence/Perfection is not a destination; it is a continuous journey that never ends."

"It is a common sentence that knowledge is power; but who hath duly considered or set forth the power of ignorance? Knowledge slowly builds up what ignorance in an hour pulls down."

"Dreams won't always take you on a straight path to destiny but they're usually related to what your soul wants for you. They'll force you to ask yourself the hard questions, they'll kick your ass and more importantly, they'll turn you on."

"True love begins when you accept yourself in your totality. Then, and only then, can you completely love another."

"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten."

"You should not honor men more than truth."

"The universe speaks to us, if we have the courage to see it for what it is."

"Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the priesthood. That immigrant Jewish humor is still with us."

"Because I trust in the ever-changing climate of the heart. (At least, today I feel that way.) I think it is necessary to have many experiences for the sake of feeling something; for the sake of being challenged, and for the sake of being expressive, to offer something to someone else, to learn what we are capable of."

"I would never let anyone else borrow my heart if I know there’s a chance in hell you might want it back."

"I can't believe I said it out loud. The truth doesn't set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face and horrified and petrified and vulnerable. But free? I don't feel free. I feel like shit."

"People crushed by laws, have no hope but to evade power. If the laws are their enemies, they will be enemies to the law; and those who have most to hope and nothing to lose will always be dangerous."

"I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think."

"Love is a game of tic-tac-toe,constantly waitingfor the next x or o."

"Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier."

"Do you remember all of your audiences?"Marco asks. "Not all of them,"Celia says. "But I remember the people who look at me the way you do.""What way might that be?""As though they cannot decide if they are afraid of me or they want to kiss me.""I am not afraid of you,"Marco says."

"Truth can only be seen by those with truth in them."