Beryl Dov

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."