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Beryl Dov

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Quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."
"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."
"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."
"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."
"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."
"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."