Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."