Beryl Dov

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."