Beryl Dov

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."