Beryl Dov

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."