Beryl Dov

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."