Beryl Dov

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"