Beryl Dov

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."